3/30/2023 0 Comments Ftl faster than light pc elgato![]() When you think of the truly greatest era in Nintendo gaming, which one comes to mind? Don’t answer that, because if your answer is anything other than the era of the Nintendo GameCube, I know you are lying. So many long nights spent playing Super Smash Bros with my squad in the dorm lobby, but it was ultimately worth it. So yeah, I earned this godlike machine by the sweat of my brow. And when it was all done, after four years of intense labor finally came to an end, my parents got me the ASUS T100TAM as a graduation present. I took truly challenging courses like creative writing, fantasy literature, and introduction to acting. I worked super hard for four years of college. “Gosh Ian, you must have worked super hard to be able to afford such a sleek and sexy machine.” You’re right, dear reader, I did. And the first step is having a computer as awesome as mine. Don’t know what half those words mean? That’s okay – once you’ve been a famous streamer as long as I have, you’ll be able to rattle them off like it’s no problem. Are you trembling with envy yet? Can you even begin to comprehend the sheer power of this machine? This is enough power to stream reliably at a bitrate of 1500 kbps using ultrafast CPU settings while maintaining a solid 1280×720 resolution at 30 fps. This sucker has a whopping 4 cores and 4 logical processors capable of a frequency of a truly massive 1.46 Ghz. Still have doubts about the computer? Then obviously you haven’t met my processor, the Intel Atom Z3775. If you could see my face, there’s no way you could tear your eyes away from it to focus on my #progamer skills. At some point in its lifetime the built-in camera stopped working, but I consider that to be a feature rather than a bug. With a single headphone jack and a single USB port, this baby has all the features I need in order to make the magic happen. Such a small, sleek machine has excellent portability that is a key component of any streaming setup. The T100 is a tablet computer that comes with a detachable keyboard. Step aside, Alienware, because ASUS has developed the true gamer’s ultimate machine. ![]() So today I’m going to share the hidden knowledge which allowed me to reach the pinnacle of Twitch stardom in such a very short period of time. ![]() My setup is a thing of beauty and it would be wicked of me to keep the secrets of my success all to myself. A whole lot of people have asked me: “Ian, how are you so cool? You must have truly incredible technology in order to be as handsome and successful as you are.” And of course those people are correct. I mean, I already have *checks notes* 40 whole followers, so at this point I am pretty much famous. I began my live stream journey two months ago and basically became an instant success. ![]()
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